Musings of a technophile

If you ever have to deploy a SQL CLR Function that is not using Safe Permissions, then you may run into a roadblock where you get the error

CREATE ASSEMBLY for assembly ‘MyProject’ failed because assembly ‘MyProject’ is not authorized for PERMISSION_SET = EXTERNAL_ACCESS.
The assembly is authorized when either of the following is true:
the database owner (DBO) has EXTERNAL ACCESS ASSEMBLY permission and the database has… Continue reading

I have a table at my company that is replicated from a live database server to a server that is used for reporting. The live server is in one location while the reporting server is located in the building where I work, and they are connected via a point-to-point T1 line. The problem is that the table that is replicated is now over 60GB, so if replication breaks and I… Continue reading

I recently found out that Hajime no Ippo had started a Season 2 in January (The New Challenge). I had been thinking about reading the manga to get my Ippo fix, but this should hold me out a bit longer, if not catch me up to the massive 900+ chapter manga.

After hearing about season 2, I actually watched the entire first season (75 episodes) and the 2 specials… Continue reading

I finally beat Zelda last night. Even though the game came out three years ago, I didn’t get a Wii until recently, so this was my first chance to hack away at the game, and what a beautiful game it is. I’m a big fan of the Super Nintendo Zelda and the Nintendo 64 Zelda, so obviously I was expecting this game to be just as good – and I… Continue reading

So this weekend was pretty nice. We kicked it off with some swimming at the pool on Friday night. It was the third time we had attempted to go swimming this year so far, and this time the water was acceptable, although still cold. Luckily Ethan this time seemed to finally remember his “swimming days” from last year, and was able to jump off the wall and swim to me… Continue reading

So I’ve been thinking about this for a while, but since I’m so into Anime and the Japanese culture, I’ve talked with my wife for many nights about it and we decided that we are going to move to Japan on April 20th (right after my birthday). I’ve already given my two week notice, and I can’t wait to get packed and fly over.

I haven’t told my parents… Continue reading

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

‘We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you… Continue reading

For quite some time I have been wanting the ability to connect to my home computer through RDP from work as occasionally there is some information I can use from my home computer. The problem is that I use dd-wrt on my home router, which doesn’t allow for one-to-one (1:1) nat’s at this time. I basically wanted the following rules

1. Open only the RDP port open and

So Ethan had a question for Mariel this morning, apparently about growing up and what was going to happen to him in life in regards to a family and living with us. The conversation went something like this:

Ethan: Why is Maddie a girl like you?

Mariel: Cause she just is buddy.

Ethan: Is she a mommy like you?

Mariel… Continue reading

In a previous post, I talked about removing Symantec Endpoint Protection from your corporate network via a vbscript that ran through Group Policy. I had a problem though where I had uninstalled the program from all my computers, but I had it running on one server also.

As I went to uninstall it from the server, it asked me for the uninstall password. At this point, I had already… Continue reading